Browsing archives for March 18th, 2010

Geraldine Dreadful MP writes to Frank Field MP

Uncategorized 18 March 2010 7 Comments

Dear former comrade Field, I read with some disbelief, shock, ennui and anger reports of comments that you made that it would not make you physically sick to encounter David Cameron, and that you would not consider setting fire to yourself if he ever phoned you.  Imagine my deep visceral reaction, accompanied by gagging and [...]

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Jonah Brown curses Brian Cowen

politics 18 March 2010 0 Comments

Gordon Brown has hailed the abilities of his ‘friend’ Brian Cowen, Taoiseach (Prime Minister) of Ireland. Brown, whose past benedictions have destroyed the British banking sector, the car industry and the value of Sterling, declared: “Nobody deserves greater credit for this than my friend Brian Cowen. He brought great patience, he brought huge tenacity, he [...]

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Those rejected Liberal Democrat election theme tunes in full

Uncategorized 18 March 2010 0 Comments

The Liberal Democrats have released their theme tune to download on iTunes. It’s a cross between a gospel tune and an anthem, and it’s not great, let’s be honest. Happily, I have taken the liberty of releasing the four tracks I submitted to the Liberal Democrats for consideration as their anthem for the 2010 election. [...]

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