The War for the White House comes to its thrilling conclusion today, with entirely meaningless coverage from Ireland, updated after the major news channels and analysed by a small team of morons. remains entirely biased, supporting John McCain and his dreadful banshee VP candidate Sarah Palin, despite the overwhelming tsunami tide of opinion that we are heading for EPIC FAIL.

As hope and love cascade across America tonight, Nabidana will not desert its post, bringing apocalyptic predictions of dire consequences of the election of someone nice to the most powerful elected position on Earth. Tune in!