Nick Clegg, leader of the Liberal Democrats (the UK’s third party) today issued a call for all MPs to be shot once in the leg, in order to prevent them from considering ever doing anything bad ever again.
“The time has come to be tough to these money-grabbing, evil bastards, and to give them each a taste of gang summary justice, Liberal Democrat style, to teach the troughing cunts a thing or too about pain. Shooting these vile, lecherous sons of bitches in the leg will discourage them from pandering to the temptation of doing nothing whatsoever wrong and sticking exactly to the letter of the law,” he said.
It’s not the first time Clegg has issued tough pronouncements on the conduct of MPs. Last month he called for Labour MPs who don’t vote according to their consciences to be waterboarded, and has demanded that all Liberal Democrat councillors offer themselves in their high-streets to be punched, kicked and spat on by electors, ‘just in case they get any ideas above themselves’.
Clegg was once questioned by police on suspicion of punching a cat which ‘looked at [him] the wrong way’.*
*No he wasn’t. It was looking at his missus.