Apple Announces iPhone 4S

CUPERTINO, California—July 7, 2010—Apple® today introduced the all-new iPhone ® 4S , the world’s most desirable mobile telephone, capable of making telephone calls and accessing the internet while held in the left hand.  The revolutionary new ‘TalkTime’ feature enables iPhone 4S to transfer speech and data through a 3G connection.  The fifth generation iPhone 4S is significantly smaller than the previous Apple phone capable of making telephone calls, the iPhone 3GS, which is still available to buy. With the press of a virtual button on our beautiful retina display, you can play, pause, adjust volume, switch playlists and hear your music in all its diversity.  But now, with the iPhone 4S, Apple has gone further, allowing it to be held in the hand and used for communication. iPhone 4S features a gorgeous new design, with a ridiculous piece of shit antenna on the outside like every phone company has avoided since the first cellphone was made. beautiful stainless steel band run around an impossibly thin body composed almost entirely from glass.  The magical device looks even more amazing than the iPhone 4, now it can be held in the hand up to the head in order to speak into its microphone. like any other fucking phone

*Battery life and number of march cycles vary by use and settings. See www.apple.com/batteries for more information.  Capacity is based on four minutes per song and 128-Kbps AAC encoding; in 256-Kbps AAC format, song capacity is up to 500 songs; actual capacity varies by encoding method and bit rate.

Apple ignited the personal computer revolution in the 1970s with the Apple II and reinvented the personal computer in the 1980s with the Macintosh. Today, Apple continues to lead the industry in innovation with its award-winning computers, OS X operating system and iLife and professional applications. Apple is also spearheading the digital media revolution with its iPod portable music and video players, its frankly premature ejaculation -inducing iPad and iTunes online store, and has entered the mobile phone market with its revolutionary and occasionally ridiculous iPhone.

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