Twitter Weekly Updates for 2011-05-01

May 1, 2011 | Uncategorized |

  • Taking out the head of the Libyan Armed Forces is a legitimate strategy. The collateral damage may not be. #
  • New blog posting, Changes to the website – http://tinyurl.com/425954t #
  • Seriously, Catholics. Read through the doctrine on beatification and tell me it wasn't drawn up by a crackhead. #
  • Donald Trump still hasn't provided a certificate to show whatever that is on his head wasn't a protected species. #warforthewhitehouse #
  • Bell X1 'Alphabet Soup' is rather special. All Irish music is dull except Bell X1. #fact #
  • Right, since I'm finished with the Seanad election, I need a nice hobby distraction. What have ya got for me? #
  • Selection by academic ability aids social mobility – if the primary schools are universally well managed. @JeffreyPeel @EamonnMallie #
  • New blog posting, Trinity Seanad Count 2011 #se11 #tcd – http://tinyurl.com/62smkcg #
  • Final (barring glaring errors) #TCD #se11 count spreadsheet http://t.co/wlXTaUW Please Retweet. #
  • Right. Can I go back to politics now? #royalwedding #
  • Haha! BBC forcing Americans to Curtsey. #royalwedding #culturaldomination #
  • Okay, I was spelling her name wrong. #royalwedding #
  • ITV trying to counter BBC's Simon Schama with Victoria Beckham. #royalwedding #
  • How better to celebrate the sacred rite of a royal wedding to a future king than a T-Shirt and a plastic Union Jack hat? #royalwedding #
  • A security guard has been sent out to ask Eugenie and Beatrice to take those things off their fucking heads. #royalwedding #
  • Duke of York can't wait to get away from those hats #royalwedding #
  • Dublin Bus has loaned one of their White wedding buses to transport Eugenie and Beatrice. To internment camps. #royalwedding #
  • Nicholas Witchel currently being de-safetied and armed for deployment. #royalwedding #
  • All these Union Flags are revitalising me the way Superman is pepped by the sun. #royalwedding #
  • Like every wedding, the grandparents left in the car ark for someone to tell them how to get to the reception. #royalwedding #
  • Number of BBC cameras used on #royalwedding : 117,000 #
  • Prince Harry already on Katherine's sister like a fucking rash. #royalwedding #
  • Now some classic TV themes, starting with Coronation Street #royalwedding #
  • Prince Harry chewing an enormous wad of black opium the whole way through. #royalwedding #
  • Nick Clegg's wife appears to have had her face replaced with a lampshade #royalwedding #
  • God Save The Queen. #proudtobebritish #royalwedding #
  • ITV could have put on a snuff movie and nobody would have noticed. #BBCWedding #royalwedding #
  • Something pretty awesome about seeing David Cameron and HM The Queen singing Jerusalem. #royalwedding #proudtobebritish #
  • Fucking awesome. Jerusalem. #royalwedding #
  • The wedding script appears to have been written by an actuary. #royalwedding #
  • There is literally nothing in my twitter feed other than Royal Wedding and cricket news, #royalwedding #
  • Ireland now completing paperwork to rejoin the Union. #royalwedding #
  • Holy shit. Most of the cabinet is there, and Tony Blair has to watch it on a big screen in Blackpool Shopping Centre. #royalwedding #
  • This is turning into the worst episode of Songs of Praise in history. #
  • 'Support the needs of the Saints' James Middleton uses #royalwedding to raise funds for Southampton Football Club. #
  • He nearly said 'conspired'. #royalwedding #
  • Rowan Williams needs to agree next time his barber offers to do his eyebrows. #royalwedding #
  • For richer, for poorer is pretty relative for the Royal Family, surely? #royalwedding #
  • Not a difficult question, William. Well done. Now Katherine? Well done. #royalwedding #
  • I bet Catholics are shocked about how much the episcopalian wedding service is about sex #royalwedding #
  • Prime Minister looking properly understated and dapper. #royalwedding #
  • #royalwedding William informs Katherine she is beautiful. That's official then. #
  • Nobody does a wedding like the entire British Government. #
  • Ruthless Tory efficiency brought you the results of this two day count. #No2AV #
  • Thanks particularly to the staff at Trinity for their courtesy and welcome. And to @quiatimet for being there second with the stats. #
  • http://t.co/TxMvZFB Norris, Bacik, Barrett elected #TCD #se11 #
  • Way before @quiatimet Final Trinity Count Spreadsheet: #TCD #se11 http://t.co/TxMvZFB #
  • Final Count imminent at #TCD #se11 #
  • Also, @quiatimet keeps stealing all my jokes. #se11 #TCD #
  • Before @quiatimet gets to it, here's the current spreadsheet for #se11 #TCD at 10.30 pm http://t.co/TxMvZFB #
  • #se11 #TCD 17th count. Coleman votes overwhelmingly to Barrett. Sin é, methinks #
  • Count 16 on the way. Rosaleen McDonagh's votes. #TCD #se11 #
  • At 9 PM Latest Seanad #se11 results from Trinity #TCD http://t.co/TxMvZFB #
  • Rosaleen McDonagh eliminated count 16 with 909 votes. #TCD #se11 #
  • Fiona O'Malley votes put Barrett ahead #TCD #se11 #
  • Robin Hanan transfers 140 to Rosaleen McDonagh. #TCD #se11 #thankyou #
  • Latest update from Trinners For Winners #TCD #se11 http://t.co/TxMvZFB #
  • Ivana Bacik elected with a surplus of 50 in 10th count #tcd #se11 #
  • Will Priestley eliminated with 380 votes in #TCD #se11 #
  • Ivana Bacik elected at TCD #TCD #se11 #Seanad #se11bacik #
  • Ivana Bacik one vote shy of a quota on 10th Count. Then a round of applause as one transfer from Dudgeon is found #tcd #se11 #
  • Latest Seanad Count from Trinity #se11 #TCD http://t.co/TxMvZFB #
  • http://t.co/kk5TK41 Current #tcd #se11 count Via @benarchibald” #
  • Dan Boyle tweet to vote ratio fails. #se11 #
  • Seanad Trinity Count: Public Spreadsheet Live. http://t.co/TxMvZFB #se11 #TCD #
  • Spread Screenshot for #TCD #se11 http://t.co/au2Kc1L #
  • New Norris total: 5623. After recount #se11 #TCD 150 votes for Norris went missing #
  • Full Recount ordered in #TCD #se11 #
  • #se11 transfers from Norris imminent. #
  • New blog posting, First Count Seanad Trinity – http://tinyurl.com/6yq2dga #
  • Latest from Trinity #se11 : first count due just after result of referendum to abolish Seanad Éireann #
  • New blog posting, The gathering catastrophe in the Trinity Seanad Count – http://tinyurl.com/3puve9q #
  • Let's play Words With Friends. My username is 'Hugo Rudd'. http://bit.ly/dK8DdN #
  • Cameron should threaten Huhne with an early election or a slap upside the head. Am relaxed about which one he chooses. #
  • New blog posting, Twitter Weekly Updates for 2011-04-24 – http://tinyurl.com/3eeroae #