by nabidana | Sep 27, 2016 | Uncategorized
Manager Appointment Standing Committee The Football Association Wembley Stadium PO Box 1966 London SW1P 9EQ Dear Sir Greg and everyone at the FA, I write again to apply for the position recently vacated by Sam Allardyce. I have lit a candle for him and sent him an...
by nabidana | Sep 24, 2016 | Uncategorized
Jeremy Corbyn is startling sometimes. He has amassed such a bewildering (and bewildered) group of disparate supporters around him, and communicated his ideas so poorly, that it is deeply complex to ascertain exactly what we’re looking at when we see his Labour...
by nabidana | Mar 6, 2016 | Sport, unstupidity
Mike Ashley, Owner, Newcastle United Football Club, St James’s Park, Newcastle Upon Tyne Dear Mike, In light of the disappointing performances of Newcastle United Football Club in the current season, I hereby offer my services to take over from the lovable...
by nabidana | Feb 23, 2016 | Uncategorized
If you’re looking at this on a Mac, it looks like shit, and you paid far too much for your computer to be looking at something this fucked. If you’re looking at this on a PC, it’s not much better, but at least you aren’t a hipster fuck. I...
by nabidana | Feb 5, 2016 | stupidity, WikiLeaks
Geoffrey Robertson today stated on television that the ruling on Julian Assange’s ‘detention’ was arrived at by five ‘distinguished judges’. In fact, the WGAD website indicates that none of the Working Group on Arbitrary Detention is a...
