• Commentators on Politics.ie are 94% full of shit. Irish Politics is so awful because the stakes are so low. #
  • Right. We've given Labour enough time to get their act together, we've had a rest after the election, let's get fucking stuck in. #
  • Maradona orders paddling pool full of cocaine, fifty litres of Mezcal, 17 loaded Uzis and fourteen hookers for the post tournament debrief. #