• Can you hear me Gerard Depardieu? Edith Piaf, Brigitte Bardot, Sacha Distel, Asterix, Obelix, your boys took a hell of a beating! #6N #
  • Enda Kenny Speech: ‘First we got all the money. Then we got all the votes. Now we got all the fun!’ #
  • Fingers crossed for @ivanabacik for reasons of my own. #
  • More seriously, it seems that outside a great performance in Dublin, Labour doesn’t have a clue how to manage a vote. #ge11 #
  • All the indications so far that a bunch of pixie headed fucks will be elected to Ireland’s Dáil. #ge11 #
  • Anyone planning to move to Ireland: don’t. It’s a dreadful wasteland, a cultural mire, a pool of vomit on the pavement of life. #
  • I just heard the Barbara Streisand song. What the fuck is wrong with you people? #
  • Dublin on election night. A nation desperate to get back to drinking and excess. #ge11 http://yfrog.com/h0kiproj #
  • Voted. #ge11 #
  • On my way to vote. Yay. Boke. #ge11 #
  • Fine Gael 79, Fianna Fáil 32, Labour 37, Sinn Fein / IRA 8, Others 7 & CC 1 (my guess) #
  • 3am (Till I’m Elected Sub Quota) #electionsongs #
  • Bluevote Trip #electionsongs #
  • Bic Runga ‘Election Night’ #electionsongs #
  • Right, bloodshot eyed pixie-headed micks. Get out and do your civic duty. Someone needs to cancel out my misanthropic vote. #ge11 #
  • Does the General Election results show in Ireland have awesome evocative music like Rick Wakeman’s ‘Arthur’ in the UK? #ge11 #
  • #Labour have agreed terms of a surrender to Fine Gael. Or so it seems. #ge11 #
  • Labour billboard: ‘A balanced government: it’s only fair’ reads like begging to me. Your views? #ge11 #
  • Polls mean little in a multimember constituency election, but the Irish #ge11 is looking increasingly like a bonfire. Labour now begging. #
  • Dublin Zoo has election posters up with pics of the animals. Vote 1 Wolf: Leading the Pack. Wish we could write-in. #
  • Labour supporters: MOAR WHINING PLZ #ge11 #
  • Enda has brought a gun to a knife fight. #rtedeb #
  • Sell off AIB, default on 70% of debt, shoot everybody involved in Anglo and rejoin the Commonwealth. Fucking sorted. @s8mb #
  • Was offline. We knocked the Libyan airforce out of the sky yet? #
  • The real vote in this election is which online Fine Gael gimmick made you more uneasy. #ge11 #prepareforgovernment #
  • I suspect British armed forces may be in action against #Gaddafi sooner than you think. #
  • It may be time to break out the Eurofighters over #Libya #Gaddafi needs taught a life lesson. #
  • Gaddafi planning to open new fast food chain, already in trouble with KFC over branding issues. #fakenews #
  • Sunday Tribune has gone the way of all flesh. Such a pity. #
  • Such a terrible story in Christchurch, New Zealand. Thoughts and solidarity with you. #nz #
  • I guess all these #weapons were sold to #Libya under Labour’s Ethical Foreign Policy? #
  • Labour posters: former President of USI will tell you what to do. Vote Labour Doubleplus good. #ge11 #
  • Support Help for Heroes, add a #twibbon now! – http://twb.ly/1wK7hg – Create one here – http://twb.ly/f02AU3 #
  • Support England in the #RBS6Nations by wearing the official Badge of Honour #Twibbon on your avatar: http://twb.ly/e7RtbC #
  • Right, commies. Let’s be having you. #
  • Could tory people leave @aaronporter alone? He fought back against the pinkos. We should applaud that. #
  • #badpubnames The Carafe and Carkeys #
  • New blog posting, The Irish Election for (Brit) beginners – http://tinyurl.com/6c4tzal #
  • Nobody likes coalitions, so why vote to guarantee them? #NO2AV #
  • is on the supplementary register of electors. Comedy. #
  • Fine Gael posters: able bodied, well dressed white people smiling at a five point plan to cut services to those who aren’t. #ge11 #
  • New blog posting, Twitter Weekly Updates for 2011-02-20 – http://tinyurl.com/6dokwra #