by nabidana | Dec 6, 2011 | Europe, Ireland, politics, unstupidity
To the lovely (and now engaged) @sharonashambles. Ireland is screwed. From the moment some moron decided to break away from the greatest nation on Earth, through the moment someone thought it’d be a good idea to shoot the chap who negotiated peace with the...
by nabidana | Oct 6, 2011 | Ireland
Ireland today subjected itself to the most palpably insane political process imaginable. Taking part in the UN’s Universal Periodic Review, the Minister for Justice and Equality, Alan Shatter TD, faced questions from Ireland’s peers, the nations of the...
by nabidana | Aug 16, 2011 | Uncategorized
The Republic of Ireland was in panic this morning in its search for someone singularly unsuited to lead the country in uncertain times. Bucking the trend for exceptionally talented, unifying female presidents, the mood in Ireland today favours a switch to a...
by nabidana | Aug 8, 2011 | London, politics
Everybody seems to be wondering why the UK response to rioting has been so slow. There are also plenty of people asking why Boris doesn’t do something. The answer is pretty simple; the civil disturbance is now so serious that the only reasonable response to it...
by nabidana | Jul 28, 2011 | Bulwer Lytton Prize
The previously discarded coffee he drank through his disgustingly unkempt moustache on the filthy mattress under the railway bridge was not Lavazza, but some inferior brand which, in between his tormented visions of vomiting clowns, he fancied could do with a spoonful...
