by nabidana | Aug 8, 2011 | London, politics
Everybody seems to be wondering why the UK response to rioting has been so slow. There are also plenty of people asking why Boris doesn’t do something. The answer is pretty simple; the civil disturbance is now so serious that the only reasonable response to it...
by nabidana | Jul 28, 2011 | Bulwer Lytton Prize
The previously discarded coffee he drank through his disgustingly unkempt moustache on the filthy mattress under the railway bridge was not Lavazza, but some inferior brand which, in between his tormented visions of vomiting clowns, he fancied could do with a spoonful...
by nabidana | Jul 27, 2011 | Fake Letters
Dear Ben, I hope this finds you well. It’s been a busy time since I last wrote to you. You may have noticed three vague, vacuous articles that kept news out of the the Irish Times last week. The first article, for what it was worth, focused on a very prominent theme...
by nabidana | Jul 26, 2011 | commerce and trade, politics
To read this entry, please ensure that: you appreciate literally hundreds of mixed metaphors you know who made your shoes you aren’t currently interested in giving me a job In 2009, during what was a worldwide recession (Gordon was right about that), the UK had...
by nabidana | Jul 20, 2011 | Fake News
The Serjeant at Arms has banned all pies from Westminster’s precincts with immediate effect, in an effort to avoid a repeat of yesterday’s attempted attack on mild mannered media tycoon Rupert Murdoch. The move has sent shockwaves through the subsidised...
