Application to replace Seumas Milne

by | Oct 3, 2016 | Labour Leadership

Jeremy Corbyn, Leader of Her Majesty’s Opposition House of Commons Palace of Westminster, City of Westminster Dear Jeremy, If the rumours in the hated mainstream media are to be believed, you will soon be seeking a replacement for your strategic support Seumas...

This is thirty-six

by | Sep 29, 2016 | unstupidity

If someone had asked me as an eighteen year-old what I would be like, a whole lifetime away, I would probably have said that I would be happy, amused and comfortable.  I certainly thought I would be richer than I am now, and I definitely thought I would have finished...

Corbynism: the gateway drug to McDonnellism

by | Sep 24, 2016 | Uncategorized

Jeremy Corbyn is startling sometimes. He has amassed such a bewildering (and bewildered) group of disparate supporters around him, and communicated his ideas so poorly, that it is deeply complex to ascertain exactly what we’re looking at when we see his Labour...

Open Letter to Mike Ashley

by | Mar 6, 2016 | Sport, unstupidity

Mike Ashley, Owner, Newcastle United Football Club, St James’s Park, Newcastle Upon Tyne   Dear Mike, In light of the disappointing performances of Newcastle United Football Club in the current season, I hereby offer my services to take over from the lovable...