So the election has stopped being personal, and now become simply arrogant. Whilst confidence is important, the playing of songs like ‘Signed, sealed, delivered’ at rallies seems somewhat ill-advised, particularly with so many UK Labour party members (some of whom are bound to remember Sheffield 1992) advising the Illinois senator.

Back during the primary season, The Onion wrote that would-be Presidential assassins were undecided between Hillary and Obama. It seems that indecision has ended, with the beginning of the trial, in the states, of two young morons intent on a racially motivated killing spree, ending with Obama. Quite how they intended getting past the Secret Service in their white tuxedos and toppers (srsly) after having just killed several dozen African-Americans is not clear.