Ireland vs France.

The draw in the Football World Cup playoffs between France and Ireland puts me in a difficult and unenviable position. I am faced with an incredible dilemma, trying to decide which team I would like to see lose more. My team, Northern Ireland, is out, and of course I...

iPhone 3.1.2 update solves 3GS wifi issue?

The latest release of iPhone OS 3 appears to be resolving issues relating to wifi dropouts in general usage. Previously, wifi connection would fail apparently randomly, whilst appearing to remain connected. Now, it appears to work without pronounced dropouts. The...

Press Release from HSE on Drumm Bonus

Glorious leader receives trifling bonus payment from joyous populace Professor Brendan Drumm, Glorious and Feted leader of the Health Service Executive, has expressed his satisfaction at the small token of gratitude bestowed upon him by the people of Ireland....

Lisbon whataboutery

Note: regular readers of Slugger O’Toole will call this entire article whataboutery.  It is.  I’m predicting a possible future here, so don’t hate me if you don’t like the scenario I depict. Please don’t cry, and certainly don’t...