The clientele of M&S is delightfully absurd. I do love this company. # Right, everyone. Sorry I neglected my twitter duties for so long. Am back now with a sophisticated vengeance. #

Blogpost: Surprising HTC Desire review by an iPhone fanboi: http://tinyurl.com/2d2a9l9 # Assured and good performance from new NUS president Aaron Porter on BBC News Channel. # I hope @newyorkhotel follows me back soon so I can DM! # Endless knob. #changelovetoknobsongs # My knob is waiting. #changelovetoknobsongs #

Commentators on Politics.ie are 94% full of shit. Irish Politics is so awful because the stakes are so low. # Right. We've given Labour enough time to get their act together, we've had a rest after the election, let's get fucking stuck in. # Maradona orders paddling pool full of cocaine, fifty litres of Mezcal, [...]

Come on George! Cut cut cut! Start with the Union Modernisation Fund! # Best budget since 1981. My dad won't like it, but still # BP Boss demands his oil back: http://nabidana.com/2010/06/22/bp-boss-hayward-i-want-my-oil-back/ # BP Boss demands his oil back. http://nabidana.com/2010/06/22/bp-boss-hayward-i-want-my-oil-back/ # Kevin Rudd was a communist and a disaster. Obama take note. #

Happily it'll be a very uninteresting and easy week for Northern Ireland politics. #sarcasm #overload # Happily it'll be a very uninteresting and easy week for Northern Ireland politics. #sarcasm #overload # Millions spent, twelve years, several newly created millionaire lawyers. I doubt the Bloody Sunday Inquiry will be worth it. # David Cameron struck [...]

Cameron laying out exceptionally clearly the need for cuts in Milton Keynes. Workmanlike speech that even a Labour voter could understand. # £770bn of Labour Debt. 4% economic contraction since 2007. Tories have a duty to protect the UK from Labour. # David Cameron should send a comedy budget to Van Rompuy. Brussels must not [...]

I shan't be calling it the freedom flotilla. # So now my twitter followers are just mouthpieces for Queen Rania? Fuck right off. # Whose idea was it to send an aid convoy to that bigoted country? Sue's, I think. #BlameSue # I am impressed by the buttresses, thrust up the chapel knave. # Carole [...]

Weather improvements under a Conservative-led government are for the many, not the few. # Geraldine Dreadful for Labour Leader. # http://yfrog.com/4zo4aj Stay in school, kids. # Happy Towel Day everyone. # Any news on Boris moving the commies before Her Majesty opens Parliament? # It's twenty past eleven. Do you know where your towel is? [...]

kd lang 'Constant Craving' for the commute win. # Heading to Central Statistics Office for some fun with stats. Let the fucking begin! # Buy this car to drive to work, drive to work to pay for this car. Via @Metric. Cracking lyrics. # #yes@genehunt # Willie Walsh is the greatest living Irishman. #fb # [...]

Electoral reform would be anotherbindication to the people that the political class can't see beyond the village. # There is no trouble ahead for the Union. The majority of people in Scotland voted for a unionist party, just not our unionist party. # I'm delighted to announce I've had a constructive and positive meeting with [...]