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Just a taster…

Hoons, politics 11 February 2010 0 Comments

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digg_bodytext = ‘I’ve decided to do a bit of muck-raking, on the whole ‘making fun of Gordon Brown’ trip.  You know how it is when you get stuck in a creative rut?

Related Posts:Podcast February 2010 – Dude, where’s my lead?Open letter from Geraldine Dreadful MP to Iain DaleA [...]

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What to do if Gordon Brown visits your constituency: Protect and Survive

Hoons, the interwebs, unstupidity 5 February 2010 0 Comments

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Related Posts:An open letter to Comrades Hoon and HewittPodcast February 2010 — Dude, where’s my lead?Open letter from Geraldine Dreadful MP to Iain DaleJust a taster…’;
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Tories and Northern Ireland

Hoons, Northern Ireland, stupidity 30 January 2010 2 Comments

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digg_title = ‘Tories and Northern Ireland’;
digg_bodytext = ‘I notice that, finally, consideration is being given to whether the Conservative Party should be fully invested in Northern Ireland, and what sort of interaction there should be between the party and the (inaccurately described) province.  I’ve written about this before, when I was to a [...]

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Day 2 and 3: The Diary of Stephen Nelson Bickerstaffe, Northern Ireland Office Hillsborough Unit

Diplomacy, Hoons, Ireland, politics, stupidity 28 January 2010 4 Comments

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digg_title = ‘Day 2 and 3: The Diary of Stephen Nelson Bickerstaffe, Northern Ireland Office Hillsborough Unit’;
digg_bodytext = ‘Tuesday, 26 December 2009
4.15am
Castle woken by intrusion alarm, as Lord Alderdice tries to ram-raid his way through the security cordon in a JCB.  Eventually talked down by David Forde, and was immediately tazered by angry [...]

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Apple finally introduces iProd

Hoons, gadgets, stupidity 28 January 2010 1 Comment

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digg_title = ‘Apple finally introduces iProd’;
digg_bodytext = ‘A very similar article to this appeared over a year ago, and I’m glad to have the opportunity to revive it, now I have readers.
Apple Announces iProd march
CUPERTINO, California—March 11, 2009—Apple® today introduced the all-new iProd® march, the world’s most desirable reformed christian, capable of sustained [...]

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The diary of Stephen Nelson Bickerstaffe, Northern Ireland Office Hillsborough Unit, Part One

Diplomacy, Hoons, Ireland, Northern Ireland, politics 27 January 2010 2 Comments

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digg_title = ‘The diary of Stephen Nelson Bickerstaffe, Northern Ireland Office Hillsborough Unit, Part One’;
digg_bodytext = ‘Monday 25 January,
8.15am
Got phone call from Perm Sec’s office, telling me to get to Aldergrove airport and make sure there is no red carpet.  DUP don’t look amused that my tie is green. Apparently thery’ve been up [...]

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Two morons walk into Hillsborough Castle…

Diplomacy, Hoons, Ireland, Northern Ireland, politics 25 January 2010 2 Comments

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digg_title = ‘Two morons walk into Hillsborough Castle…’;
digg_bodytext = ‘The title should presage a joke, but, to be honest, the impact of the idiot leaders of the Republic of Ireland and the United Kingdom flying to Hillsborough today was nothing short of sickening, as each sought to use the situation in Northern Ireland [...]

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Lord Adonis reveals how gritting policy in UK adheres to healthy living guidelines

Hoons, politics 9 January 2010 1 Comment

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digg_title = ‘Lord Adonis reveals how gritting policy in UK adheres to healthy living guidelines’;
digg_bodytext = ‘Ironically named Transport Minister Lord Adonis has revealed how the UK road system was being salted in accordance with the Department of Health’s policy on healthy lifestyles.
Speaking from a train where for some reason he always is, [...]

Weekend Contumely 8 January 2010

Hoons, politics 9 January 2010 0 Comments

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A new section of the blog whereupon we kick the tyres on the stories of the week and work out what lessons we can learn.
Labour ‘Dodgy Dossier’ Launch
Labour are rather keen on launching dossiers, aren’t they?  As if their intelligence dossier on Iraq’s Weapons of [...]

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Labour Party Constitutional Provisions for the Leader: Labour opens leadership to Mandelson

Hoons, politics 6 January 2010 0 Comments

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digg_title = ‘Labour Party Constitutional Provisions for the Leader: Labour opens leadership to Mandelson’;
digg_bodytext = ‘Clause 7:
1 Party officers
1A Leader and deputy leader
(a) There shall be a leader and deputy leader of the party who shall, ex-officio, be leader and deputy leader of the PLP.
(b) The leader and deputy leader of the party [...]

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