Geraldine Dreadful MP writes… A letter to Iain Dale on his interview with Nick Griffin MEP
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Dear ‘Gauleiter’ Dale,
I write to you as a regular reader of your Total Politics magazine, to complain in the starkest, clearest, most sincere and least obscurantist way I know how about your recent well-publicised and disgusting interview with the hated fascist would-be dictator Nick Griffin.
Your decision to interview Nick Griffin should first of all not have been possible. If my Private Member’s Bill ‘Fascists (Encasing in Perspex) Bill 1999′ had received support in the House of Commons and not have been laughed at by the fascist sympathising and enabling members of your party, fascists like Mr. Griffin would not be free to roam around, but instead would be placed as exhibits in museums to warn children of their fascist fascism. Your party’s decision not to support the bill means that fascists like Mr. Griffin can be heard, are enfranchised and can exercise their freedoms, and in my view that is a bad thing for democracy.
Your interview with this hated piece of filth will undoubtedly mean thousands of disaffected people will join the BNP and destroy our country. In addition, several hundred thousand of my constituents could be crushed in the inevitable rush to escape the vicinity of newsagents where Total Politics is sold. I hope that you are prepared for the wave of extreme anger your decision to speak to Nick Griffin will generate, and will take responsibility in the long run for the third world war your decision to speak to the dangerous and potent political titan will undoubtedly spark. Just yesterday I had to intervene to stop a group of anti-racist performance artists from petrol-bombing Patel’s Convenience Store on Leon Trotsky Street as a pre-emptive effort to stop him putting your interview on his shelves.
I have asked the Sickle East Women’s Anti Fascist Handcraft Co-operative to create a piece of community-inspired art to commemorate this sad day for the people of Britain, and have asked the Borough of Hammer Working Men’s Lurcher Display Team to slow handclap you if you ever visit their open-day. In addition, a group of unemployed former Further Education lecturers has offered to follow you around until the general election with their arms folded, ready to turn their backs on you and dolefully shake their heads, occasionally murmuring ‘shame’ every time you speak.
I am sorry, Iain, to have to take this extreme form of direct action against you, but your decision to speak to a man about the political views he has leaves me with no choice. Your decision to become Nick Griffin’s Gauleiter will haunt you in the future.
Yours sincerely,
Geraldine Dreadful MP
Sickle and Hammer East
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wonderful stuff Geraldine. I now feel safe in my bed
I once went out with a member of the East Women’s Anti Fascist Handicraft Co-operative.
Very good in the sack.
Or was it she looked like a sack?
Or wore a sack?
A sack was definitely involved.
{Tell a lie. It was Patricia Hewitt. She had been given the sack. And it wasn’t a date it was a fete. My memory really isn’t what it was.}
Dear Ms Dreadful,
Have you, like your close associate and kindred spirit, Dawn Primarolo, been propositioned by a drunken Scottish Minister, whilst traveling in a lift? Would you like to be?
Yours, etc,
I only go for true reds I’m afraid. A man must cry after making love to me. This happens more often than you might think.
Ian, how could you interview dear old Nick? He’s so 2nd Reich dahling. Simply mainstream now that he only wears a brown shirt if he dribbles his gravy in the Member’s Restaurant.
Where has that young firebrand with the toothbrush moustache gone? Where is the slim, muscular boy (oh yes – for that was him) in the swastika T shirt laughing in the face of the other undergrads as they threw insults and Nazi salutes at him on the streets of Cambridge?
I don’t know the answer to that question but I do know what’s waiting in the wings to replace Nick and the BNP as they go mainstream. They’re just not offensively radical enough for the protest vote any more. The disgruntled Labour voters are already drifting away and severely disgruntled Tories wont be back to the BNP if Dave fails to deliver in May.
Have a look at what beat the Lib Dems and got over 10% of the vote in the local elections in Sunderland a couple of years ago. There are real nazis out there, not clowns like Nick Griffin. Political parties whose members wear uniforms and who sell signed prints of Adolph Hitler and swastika cuff links on their web sites. People who don’t bother to deny the Holocaust because they think murdering 6 million Jews was a good idea.
That’s what is waiting to step into Nick Griffin’s now taxpayer funded shoes if mainstream politicians don’t get their act together.
But what about Ashcroft? Eh? Eh?
You are so right, Geraldine.
How can we possibly sustain freedom of speech, and protect our free society if people are allowed to say what they like.
We can but hope that the despicable Dale achieves his ambition to be adopted as a parliamentary candidate for the Consevative Party. It’s the only way to shut him up.
Dear Geraldine,
I am a humble, well-meaning interfering do-gooder. I sponge off the state during the day and discuss marxism with my chums over a spliff. In my spare time I wear a dayglow jacket at UAF marches.
I accidentally saw a copy of this Total Politics magazine when I went to buy my copy of Gay News!! Will I now turn into a racist?. I am very worried! My boyfriend George says I worry too much, but I am still concerned that I shall soon start saying things like “Mass Immigration” or other horrible phrases.
Please help.
Yours,
Dave Cameron