Rejoice, just rejoice. As Gordon Brown made the single best speech of his life, resigning his commission, I doubt many in the country who care about these things had a dry eye. I’m delighted to see the Labour Party in opposition, and I’m hoping that David Cameron will live up to the hopes and expectations I have for him in his premiership.
Our constitution is about the smooth transition of power. It bends like a reed sometimes, shakes like a japanese earthquake-resistant building, but it doesn’t collapse. So the election is over, along with the years of my life I have dedicated to bringing about a tory government. I look forward to the next challenge, and will try to promise not to be a shill or a mouthpiece for the Conservatives in government. I trust David Cameron and the leadership of the party to do what is right, and I’ll support them when they do. Right, so. A technology and politics satire blog. Where were we?