• Labour face palming now, realising it was the WRONG MILIBAND. #miliband #
  • How'd the #Rapture go for everyone? #
  • http://t.co/pDQSpN5 #
  • For the sake of clarity, it appears Man Utd footballer Ryan Giggs had an affair with Imogen Thomas, formerly of Big Brother. #injunctthat #
  • This is not the first time Ryan Giggs' tackle has resulted in a twitter conflagration. #ryangiggs #
  • Oh well, another year for an English club win at Heineken Cup. #
  • Terrible wasted opportunity for Northampton. Sigh. #
  • Roundup of the week podcast: http://t.co/zN11TkQ #
  • Christians are going to be so confused later when Oprah ascends and gathers them to her. #rapture #Oprah #
  • If the Christ and Antichrist meet, do they annihilate, and has science calculated the electronvolt yield? #mixingsciencewithbullshit #
  • Bad traffic in Dublin is not, I suspect, indicative of the rapture of drivers. #rapture #
  • Just got an email from Labour asking me to join up and follow Ed. Shall pencil in a dump instead. #
  • Miliband establishing himself as a caretaker leader, I see. Inspirational stuff. Ahem. #PAC11 #
  • Punt on Northampton #
  • If there is no # rapture, there will be much crying and gnashing of teeth. #
  • World currently not ending, #rapture fans. #
  • I'm dressed for the #rapture in a nice Jaeger shirt, navy linen jacket, chinos. Well, let's face it, am more dressed for the send off. #
  • Explosion in Shipquay Street, Londonderry : http://t.co/hqqlqoC #
  • The @dublinbus service 37 is a joke today. At least two no shows. #
  • New blog posting, Podcast: Nabidana Weekly Podcast Vol 1, Part 1 – http://tinyurl.com/4ycq42l #
  • I love Helen Baxendale. Intensely. #dirkgently #
  • BBC's Student Life documentary, RTÉ No Experience Required finalist, RTÉ Delegation winner, C4 Fifteen to One, #secrettvpast #
  • Obama trying to outdo Queen with application to add apostrophe to surname. #
  • Waterstones sold to Mamut entirely on the strength of a staff recommendation tag in the Children's section #waterstones #
  • Ireland desperate to return to the banality of national economic depression. #schadenfreude #
  • After the rapture, who will make the Hot Cross Buns? #
  • RIP Garret Fitzgerald, former Uachtarán of the NUI and signatory to the Anglo Irish Agreement. #
  • Four pints of Herold Dark later, desperate to get home and bang some
    solpadeine. #
  • Éirigi got owned tonight by The Queen. #
  • Can I just say for the record that Herold Dark is the best beer I have ever got drunkenly patriotic with. #
  • #longlivethequeen #
  • I am especially proud of my Queen now. What a heroine. #Gaeilge #queensvisit #proudbrit #
  • No buses for a while, so a couple of pints of Herold Dark at Pifko is indicated. #
  • Her Majesty looking spectacular in a cream outfit and the Duke of Edinburgh looking dapper as usual #proudbrit #
  • Standing at the Quay and nobody checked my bag. #
  • Worst job of the day was the Garda sent in to get William Hague out of the Porterhouse. #queensvisit #
  • Wondering through Dublin singing Rule Britannia #
  • LOL, the depth of stupidity to which lefties will sink to further twist Ken Clarke's words. He gaffed, he has to clarify. Sorted. #
  • Ken Clarke views all rape as serious. He appeared to have forgotten the word 'aggravated'. #clarke #
  • On a serious note, 'principled objections' from some Ulster GAA counties to attending at Croke Park shames them. Co. Down very grownup. #
  • HRH Duke of Edinburgh now getting desperate to have a run about the turf at Croke Park. #GAA #queensvisit #
  • Her Majesty considering knocking out the President of the GAA with a Cumann. #GAA #queensvisit #
  • Did Ken Clarke just forget the word 'aggravated'? #
  • Utterly incredible security presence here. #
  • Ahhh, the joy of a Rolling Road Closure. #
  • Dublin Traffic stopped like in The Italian Job. #
  • Read the Court Circular detailing the Queen's plans for today in Dublin tinyurl.com/3dflg8q #
  • New blog posting, Court Circular 18 May 2011 – http://tinyurl.com/3dflg8q #
  • To those from whose games of Words with Friends I have been resigning: apologies, mental block, happy to concede defeat. Rematch! #
  • I have been following the security operation and co-ordination very closely in Dublin. It is exceptionally good. #queensvisit #
  • Bad news for Her Majesty: Buttery checking Student Cards and The Pavilion is out of Bulmers #queensvisit #
  • Queen to stop off at the SU shop for a Trinners Hoody, bottle of Tizer and a cheap copy of the Guardian #queensvisit #
  • People complaining about this Brit wondering around like she owns the place: Mary McAleese 😉 #queensvisit #
  • The President and Queen joined by the Israeli Ambassador Alan Shatter TD #queensvisit 😉 #
  • Quick note to Sky News watchers: there is no widespread support for the flag burners in Dublin. A bit pathetic really. #
  • Now HM gets to meet all the deeply uninteresting but worthy people. #queensvisit #
  • God Save The Queen accompanied by cannons. Then The Soldier's Song, then Ireland's Call, then kickoff. #queensvisit #tagrugby #
  • HM signing the declaration of Independence for Cork #queensvisit #
  • Enda Kenny sharing a racist joke with HRH the Duke of Edinburgh #queensvisit #
  • HM the Queen greeted by Her Excellency the President of Ireland in Dublin #queensvisit #
  • Sun breaks through the clouds just as HM arrives at the door of The Vice Regal Lodge #
  • Convoy arriving at Áras an Uachtarain #
  • RTE feed goes offline just as pictures of people lining up a cannon come on screen. #queensvisit #
  • The President emerges to see if the band still remembers the Presidential Salute. #queensvisit #
  • 9 motorcycles from the 2nd Cavalry Sqn outriding for HM #queensvisit #
  • Her Majesty now in her tricked out Range Rover ready to break a shedload of speed limits. #
  • An Tánaiste meeting HM #
  • Her Majesty being told off by the stewardess for standing up before the pilot has turned off the seatbelt light #queensvisit #
  • Her Majesty's aircraft a British Made BaE 146, flying the Royal Standard on the taxi. #
  • The Queen has touched down in Ireland. Will she choose the Red Channel or the Blue Channel? #
  • Queen's plane approaching Casement Aerodrome, for a quick strafing run. #
  • New blog posting, On the visit of Her Majesty the Queen to Ireland – http://tinyurl.com/6kn4yd3 #
  • If there was a god, he'd be too busy to have a personal relationship with Edwin Poots. @sarahluv81 @BelfastSkeptics #
  • Ireland, her name is Elizabeth, Queen takes a capital letter when it is a proper noun. Don't fulfil the stereotype. #longlivetheQueen #
  • West Ham took action against Grant when he gave points away. Will Nick Clegg take action against Huhne? #
  • Do you reckon at a meat counter, Chris Huhne always asks someone to take the little ticket for him? #huhnting #
  • Chris Huhne to give Avram Grant tuition on how to give crucial points away #huhnting #
  • That's Scrabble. Was typed too quickly. #
  • I want to play Chris Huhne at Scrablle, as i understand he gives his points away. #huhnting #
  • I must not follow @bondageplayroom. I must not follow @bondageplayroom. I must not follow @bondageplayroom. #
  • Dear @Lord_Credo, thank you for your interest, but we were seeking to replace Heff with another opinionated lard bucket. love, #Telegraph #
  • Gardaí attempting to secure the area around Croke Park. Canals and culverts abound. #
  • How's the #huhnting coming along? He resigned yet? #
  • I have even raised the Union Flag on http://t.co/d3v3Od6 this week in honour of Her Majesty's visit. #longlivetheQueen #
  • Train delay at Drumcondra adding to the commute chaos. It'll be worth it though, for a glimpse of the Empress. #longlivetheQueen #
  • #Huhnschei