Gordon prepares not to bottle something

Election 2010 5 April 2010 0 Comments

The BBC is reporting as a certainty that our Prime Minister, Gordon Brown, is going to ask the Queen to dissolve Parliament and call an election.  Finally. After thirteen years of decay and vandalism of our constitution and the principles of our nation, the bottler in chief, who legendarily lost close to £7bn of our [...]

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The Result of the General Election of 2010

Election 2010,politics 8 March 2010 0 Comments

Conservative victory The Conservative Party, led by David Cameron, won the 2010 General Election.  The party secured a majority of 23 seats in an election contest which turned out less close than had previously been predicted. Controversy over election night count Polling day for the 2010 General Election was Thursday 6th May 2010.  There was [...]

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Labour's Fantasy Legislative Programme 2010

Europe,Hoons,politics,stupidity 18 November 2009 0 Comments

Gordon Brown, the king of wishful thinking, has just made the Queen read out some drivel in the House of Lords.  Here’s the draft he sent up to Buckingham Palace before it was fixed up by an infinite number of monkeys with typewriters. “My Government, which has saved the world and the global financial system, [...]

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Susan Boyle to be installed on Trafalgar Square empty plinth

unstupidity 1 June 2009 0 Comments

Susan Boyle, runner up in Britain’s Got Talent 2009, will be installed on the empty fourth plinth at Trafalgar Square, according to a press release issued by 10 Downing Street this morning. The Prime Minister, Gordon Brown, has been concerned that the singer, praised for her astounding voice during auditions for the talent show, has [...]

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