Geraldine Dreadful, erstwhile Member of Parliament for the constituency of Sickle and Hammer East has written to Iain Duncan Smith MP, this time concerned at his proposals on Social Welfare payments, which could result in a reduction in the total number of funds and payments to which citizens may apply. In the past, Geraldine has [...]
kd lang 'Constant Craving' for the commute win. # Heading to Central Statistics Office for some fun with stats. Let the fucking begin! # Buy this car to drive to work, drive to work to pay for this car. Via @Metric. Cracking lyrics. # #yes@genehunt # Willie Walsh is the greatest living Irishman. #fb # [...]
Daniel Hannan MEP Member of the European Parliament for England South East European Parliament, Office WIB 05M089, 60 rue Wiertz, B-1047 Brussels, Belgium Dear Mr Hannan, I read with a mixture of disgust, anger, fear and delight your most recent missive in the hated tory Daily Telegraph, “If we lose the vote on the EU’s [...]
Tony Lloyd MP, House of Commons Houses of Parliament Westminster W1 Dear chairman, As you no doubt know by now, we at the Channel 4 Dispatches team have conducted an investigation into the extent to which Labour MPs could be ‘bought’ or encouraged to lobby for vested interests for money, In fact, though many of [...]
Dear former comrade Field, I read with some disbelief, shock, ennui and anger reports of comments that you made that it would not make you physically sick to encounter David Cameron, and that you would not consider setting fire to yourself if he ever phoned you. Imagine my deep visceral reaction, accompanied by gagging and [...]
Compiling our quarterly e-bulletin. Very worthy, not much fun. # Result of 2010 Election has been leaked by our shadowy overlords. http://tinyurl.com/y9to2oa # I am researching a modest proposal to shoot Baroness Ashton out of a cannon instead of giving her an aeroplane. # Election Result for 2010 General election has been leaked by our [...]
Geraldine Dreadful MP, Labour member of Parliament for the midlands constituency of Sickle and Hammer East is demanding her own Constituency Website. Is this a development you’d welcome as we enter the General Election? Let me know at ben@nabidana.com
Dear Mr. Dale, I have been shocked, confused, angered and almost slightly wet myself with a shrill little muffled scream after seeing your blog post which endorsed drawings you apparently commissioned (probably with the hated tory non-dom Ashcroft’s cash) from the hitherto unknown but now universally hated neo-fascist artist Paulo Nutini. (can someone in the [...]
Dear Mr. Cameron, In common with many Labour MPs, I have been dismayed, shocked and angered, sexually aroused and then filled with self-loathing by your intervention yesterday (18/01/2010) on teaching. I must say, your appeal to the baser instincts of parents who selfishly, without solidarity and collegiality seek a high standard of education for their [...]
As far a launch is concerned, this ranks as one of the poorest and easiest to attack I have ever seen. The plan offers nothing but debt loading for the current government and a scorched Earth for the coming Conservative government. Let’s get to work.
