Hours to rescue Britain from the Brown stuff

Election 2010 5 May 2010 0 Comments

Britain is broken, but it can be fixed.  Society began to decline when the state managed to convince the people that the state could solve their problems by intervention into their lives. Today, we’re told what to do by a Government which doesn’t know what to do with itself.  A cabal of social workers and [...]

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Calm the fuck down

Uncategorized 17 April 2010 0 Comments

Okay, so the opinion polls, on the weekend after the LibDems scored well in the first live televised debate, show a serious swing towards the LibDems.  And, okay, the polls seem to show a Hung Parliament with Labour having the largest number of seats on UNS. But seriously, there are two more debates and almost [...]

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Bullying

Uncategorized,politics 22 February 2010 0 Comments

First, a confession.  It seems I am in some circumstances a bully. Unfortunately, in order to explore the phenomenon, I shall have to resort to the language of the military. Analogies will be stretched, nokias will be hurled, and it may help you if you imagine me naked on a hotel room chair, barking dictation [...]

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Crossing a picket line

Uncategorized 25 November 2009 0 Comments

On Tuesday of this week, I crossed a picket line, and didn’t express any solidarity with the picketers.  I walked straight past them, ascended the stairs and went about my business as usual.  I didn’t pay it a moment’s thought, because the business with which I was doing business isn’t public and wasn’t participating in [...]

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Susan Boyle to be installed on Trafalgar Square empty plinth

unstupidity 1 June 2009 0 Comments

Susan Boyle, runner up in Britain’s Got Talent 2009, will be installed on the empty fourth plinth at Trafalgar Square, according to a press release issued by 10 Downing Street this morning. The Prime Minister, Gordon Brown, has been concerned that the singer, praised for her astounding voice during auditions for the talent show, has [...]

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Milking this for all it's worth

Hoons,politics,stupidity 14 April 2009 1 Comment

Guido provided the blogging constituency with its first scalp, and now it’s time to get laid in. The dreadful attempt to smear members of the Conservative Party in the run up to the next general election has backfired, and the useless bastard at the heart of the plan has had his head almost sufficiently kicked [...]

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