Open letter from Geraldine Dreadful MP to Iain Dale

Uncategorized 21 February 2010 9 Comments

Dear Mr. Dale, I have been shocked, confused, angered and almost slightly wet myself with a shrill little muffled scream after seeing your blog post which endorsed drawings you apparently commissioned (probably with the hated tory non-dom Ashcroft’s cash) from the hitherto unknown but now universally hated neo-fascist artist Paulo Nutini. (can someone in the [...]

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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2010-02-07

tweets 7 February 2010 0 Comments

Nadine Dorries has finally lost it. Again. # Heading into a nicely complex meeting. Hope to emerge alive. # Just emerged from the meeting. Frustrating. Very frustrating. # Off to the Irish premiere of Invictus. Just has to better Escape to Victory to be greatest sport film ever. # Hadn’t bet on the amount of [...]

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A letter from Geraldine Dreadful MP to David Cameron

Uncategorized 18 January 2010 5 Comments

Dear Mr. Cameron, In common with many Labour MPs, I have been dismayed, shocked and angered, sexually aroused and then filled with self-loathing by your intervention yesterday (18/01/2010) on teaching. I must say, your appeal to the baser instincts of parents who selfishly, without solidarity and collegiality seek a high standard of education for their [...]

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Nick Clegg strong again on MP infringements

Uncategorized 29 May 2009 0 Comments

Nick Clegg, leader of the Liberal Democrats (the UK’s third party) today issued a call for all MPs to be shot once in the leg, in order to prevent them from considering ever doing anything bad ever again.

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Gordon: Get a fucking grip or get out of No. 10.

Hoons,politics,stupidity 7 May 2009 0 Comments

Whilst I like nothing more than to see Labour suffer, I hate nothing more than a government out of control. We need a reshuffle or an election now.

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Fawkes denies dog dirt theft and IRA membership

Uncategorized 13 April 2009 1 Comment

Fascist blogger and denier of the brilliance of the Glorious Leader Guido Fawkes has been recorded by the Mirror denying hiding in piles of leaves last autumn collecting dog dirt in freezer bags.  We can reveal how he: DENIES membership of Al-Qameron, the fascist terrorist organisation terrifyingly spreading terrifying  terror amongst Labour MPs in marginal [...]

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