Fake Letters
17 May 2010 6 Comments
Daniel Hannan MEP Member of the European Parliament for England South East European Parliament, Office WIB 05M089, 60 rue Wiertz, B-1047 Brussels, Belgium Dear Mr Hannan, I read with a mixture of disgust, anger, fear and delight your most recent missive in the hated tory Daily Telegraph, “If we lose the vote on the EU’s [...]
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Election 2010,politics,stupidity
9 March 2010 0 Comments
Dear ‘Gauleiter’ Dale, I write to you as a regular reader of your Total Politics magazine, to complain in the starkest, clearest, most sincere and least obscurantist way I know how about your recent well-publicised and disgusting interview with the hated fascist would-be dictator Nick Griffin. Your decision to interview Nick Griffin should first of [...]
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Europe
3 October 2009 0 Comments
Note: regular readers of Slugger O’Toole will call this entire article whataboutery. It is. I’m predicting a possible future here, so don’t hate me if you don’t like the scenario I depict. Please don’t cry, and certainly don’t have nightmares. I had three strange conversations about Lisbon today, from three sides of the debate around [...]
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Uncategorized
27 August 2009 0 Comments
Peter Mandelson, First Secretary of State, Lord of the Realm, used to be much better at the smear-and-run stuff. This week he’s seizing on the opportunity to attack Tory backbench MEP Daniel Hannan as some sort of crypto-racist and crypto-facist. Mandelson, the dark lord, prince of darkness, is wondering out loud if Dan Hannan’s apparent [...]
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commerce and trade,politics
24 March 2009 0 Comments
In which Dan Hannan, the very sound Conservative MEP for South East England tells Gordon Brown to his face exactly how godawful he is. More from the excellent Mr. Hannan at his blog: http://hannan.co.uk If you fancy a belly laugh, you could do worse than checking out what I imagine must be some sort of [...]
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