Obvious metaphor collides with New Labour poster launch

Uncategorized 30 April 2010 0 Comments

A car crash has taken place in Birmingham, beside the scene of a road traffic accident.  Nábídána is pleased to report that nobody was harmed when the Golf hit the bus shelter.  Labour’s education policy has not far worse results.

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Remembering Gordon's Brown Bottom

Uncategorized 17 January 2010 0 Comments

Later this month, the Government will announce, at great taxpayer expense, that the recession is easing, that the world will be a better place with Gordon Brown continuing to pour his blessings on the British people. The danger is, of course, that the British people, any of them, actually believe  the crap Labour will undoubtedly [...]

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Electoral reform now?

Ireland,politics 25 May 2009 0 Comments

Whilst this hoary old goat of electoral reform has been resurrected, it makes sense to grab on to it and ritually slaughter it.

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Expenses mob mentality is out of control

commerce and trade,politics,stupidity,technology 14 May 2009 0 Comments

We are pissed with our MPs and want them to go straight; this does and should not mean we kick the hell out of them until nobody with any sense or real world earning potential would ever consider a job in politics.

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Just when Labour thought it couldn't go any more tits-up

commerce and trade,politics,technology,this blog 26 April 2009 0 Comments

Michelle Mone, lingerie tycoon and noted supporter of New Labour, has turned her back on the party as a result of the disastrous budget. Ms Mone, from Glasgow, told the Scottish Sunday Express: “I certainly don’t mind paying more tax if the real benefits are being felt by schools, the health service, the elderly and [...]

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Dolly Draper reclassified

Hoons,politics,the interwebs 17 April 2009 0 Comments

From The Guardian’s wonderful ‘Lost in Showbiz’ Marina Hyde If memory serves, he also took issue with the description of himself as someone who would be familiar to “readers whose specialist subject is minor New Labour character actors, 1994-1998″. In light of developments, Lost in Showbiz is happy to update that designation. Dolly is hereby [...]

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Fawkes denies dog dirt theft and IRA membership

Uncategorized 13 April 2009 1 Comment

Fascist blogger and denier of the brilliance of the Glorious Leader Guido Fawkes has been recorded by the Mirror denying hiding in piles of leaves last autumn collecting dog dirt in freezer bags.  We can reveal how he: DENIES membership of Al-Qameron, the fascist terrorist organisation terrifyingly spreading terrifying  terror amongst Labour MPs in marginal [...]

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We prefer our bloggers mysterious

politics,stupidity,unstupidity 26 March 2009 1 Comment

Poke Derek with a stick First things first; Derek Draper is a cretin, a loathsome, revolting, humourless lickspittle. that much goes without saying to anyone who has ever followed him. On the other hand, he is not credible and poses no threat to anyone. he is someone to be poked with a stick occasionally, ointed [...]

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