by nabidana | Jan 29, 2011 | Ireland, Ireland Election 2011, politics
Sinn Féin President and chief economic pundit Gerry Adams has pledged to reverse austerity measures in the Republic of Ireland’s budget, just as soon as someone explains very carefully and slowly what the measures actually mean. Speaking in his newly adopted...
by nabidana | Jan 27, 2011 | Ireland, stupidity
The Irish blogosphere has arranged crunch meetings in Dublin, Cork and Galway to urgently research the spelling of words in Irish, after the election of Micheál Martin to the leadership of Fianna Fáil. Leader of the Irish Bloggers Federation, Stiofan Mac An Dulligh,...
by nabidana | Jan 18, 2011 | Ireland
Although many members of Cabinet have publicly opted to support An Taoiseach in today’s secret ballot, many of them have given a solemn declaration that they will announce their decision either after another cup of tea, after Jeremy Kyle is over, or, most...
by nabidana | Jan 16, 2011 | Ireland, politics, Uncategorized
An Taoiseach Brian Cowen has moved decisively to quell uncertainty over the status of his leadership by launching two more days of media briefing, speculation and political torpor. The Offaly TD, appointed Taoiseach (Prime Minister) and President of Fianna Fáil after...
by nabidana | Jan 13, 2011 | Ireland, politics
The Fianna Fáil Parliamentary Party has given instructions to the Chief Whip to prepare Brian Cowen for ritual sacrifice at the next full moon. Chief Shaman of the party, Mayo TD Dara Calleary, has been asked to officiate at the ceremony, where an Taoiseach will be...
by nabidana | Jan 9, 2011 | Ireland, politics
The Fine Gael website appears to have been hacked by the hacker group Anonymous. The placeholder they placed on the site doesn’t make much sense (what with Fine Gael being in opposition and all) but here it is for posterity. Click to...