by nabidana | Jul 26, 2011 | commerce and trade, politics
To read this entry, please ensure that: you appreciate literally hundreds of mixed metaphors you know who made your shoes you aren’t currently interested in giving me a job In 2009, during what was a worldwide recession (Gordon was right about that), the UK had...
by nabidana | Jul 14, 2011 | Fake News, Ireland, unstupidity
Pope Benedict XVI has decided to close the Irish Catholic Church, amid a gathering storm of corruption, lawlessness and blatant disregard for the law. In a statement issued by the Vatican, it was announced that Sunday will host the last services, and that all...
by nabidana | Jun 14, 2011 | Labour Leadership, politics
The leader of the Labour Party, Ed Miliband MP, has moved on from the development of policy and begun to concentrate on messages which alliterate or rhyme. The shake up in the leadership messaging campaign, which will roll out to the entire party by the end of June,...
by nabidana | Jun 7, 2011 | politics, stupidity
The Labour Party’s Ed Balls has been arguing consistently since before the last election that the Conservative plan to cut the UK public sector deficit is wrong-headed and likely to lead to economic disaster. When he peddles his intellectually vacant argument...
by nabidana | May 17, 2011 | Ireland, Northern Ireland, politics, Rugby
As my friend and utterly sound fellow Conservative Andre Walker points out, there is something deeply unimpressive in the logic of Irish dissident republicans planting bombs in their own capital city to protest the visit of a foreign monarch on a state visit. The fact...
by nabidana | May 15, 2011 | Fake News, Ireland, Northern Ireland
Ireland is poised to apologise to HM Queen Elizabeth II for the unholy catastrophe of 91 years of independence. At a state dinner to be hosted by An Uachtarán at Áras an Uachtaráin, An Taoiseach Enda Kenny TD is expected to symbolically offer the wholesale return of...
