Draper in a nutshell

From the Grauniad: One friend who has known Draper for years said: “He is a rogue, and sometimes an idiot, but the odd thing about him is that he seems to get more naive as he gets older. Most of us get more cynical or wary, but he seems to go in the opposite...
Milking this for all it’s worth

Milking this for all it’s worth

Guido provided the blogging constituency with its first scalp, and now it’s time to get laid in. The dreadful attempt to smear members of the Conservative Party in the run up to the next general election has backfired, and the useless bastard at the heart of the...

Fawkes denies dog dirt theft and IRA membership

Fascist blogger and denier of the brilliance of the Glorious Leader Guido Fawkes has been recorded by the Mirror denying hiding in piles of leaves last autumn collecting dog dirt in freezer bags.  We can reveal how he: DENIES membership of Al-Qameron, the fascist...

We prefer our bloggers mysterious

Poke Derek with a stick First things first; Derek Draper is a cretin, a loathsome, revolting, humourless lickspittle. that much goes without saying to anyone who has ever followed him. On the other hand, he is not credible and poses no threat to anyone. he is someone...