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7 May 2010 0 Comments
4.25pm May 7 2010. Conservative Campaign Headquarters DAVID CAMERON (For it is he) “Hello, can I speak to Nick Clegg please” NICK CLEGG (For it is he) “Yes, Prime Mini…- David. I’ve been waiting for your call.” CAMERON: “How did you know it was me?” CLEGG: “Caller ID.” CAMERON: “But I’ve never called you before. [...]
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18 November 2009 0 Comments
Gordon Brown, the king of wishful thinking, has just made the Queen read out some drivel in the House of Lords. Here’s the draft he sent up to Buckingham Palace before it was fixed up by an infinite number of monkeys with typewriters. “My Government, which has saved the world and the global financial system, [...]
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10 June 2009 0 Comments
The excitement around the BNP’s election, on the final allocation, to two seats in the European Parliament, has perhaps blinded the political right to the more serious constitutional problem the increasingly insane Brown’s band of simpering morons is now in danger of creating. The centre left now concentrates on the one area they consider to [...]
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