Watching political porn

I sat up last night watching porn. Or rather, the feeling of self-disgust and shame I feel this morning makes me feel like I did. The memories of the actual contents of my nocturnal viewing are hazy, until now… The mist of memory is clearing… And...

Anger or calm.

In two days, thousands of Conservative councillors around the country will face the wrath of an electorate not quite sure what they stand for, but for whom protest, in the form of a vote for Labour, will come incredibly easily. The peculiar thing is that most people...
Plan B is scarcely a plan at all.

Plan B is scarcely a plan at all.

To read this entry, please ensure that: you appreciate literally hundreds of mixed metaphors you know who made your shoes you aren’t currently interested in giving me a job In 2009, during what was a worldwide recession (Gordon was right about that), the UK had...